Confesions of a synthetic girl

Hi all its so great to be back where I belong.

My writer got really bored with my cuteness and the fact that the real Lindsay is an oversexed little strumpet on the hollywood highway to drug dependency.

I on the other hand have been waiting in the back of his sub-conscious for just such an opportunity like this to make my return to the blogging stage.

Koma's got a blogging game going called

Who wants to be a Super-villain?

I'm helping judge it cause Gaia is too busy with school, or something like that. I also get to see my big sister SKy cause she's on it too.

Also there's this little guy called Tattoo who's really cute. He shouts "Look bahs the plane, the plane." When anyone teleports in. Even though we don't use planes.

Oh well I hope you all either join up or become regular readers of Koma's game.

Kisses

Lin

Ok there are a few more things to tell you all. You know like, how I ended up on Last Gladiator Standing 2, what happened between me and Nightwing, what I've done since I got voted off LGS2, and of course you all want to know what happened between me and Nightwing.

Well after Richard (I couldn't call him, you know that. It just doesn't sit well in my mouth.) phoned me I was so happy. Then I got the flowers. I love sunflowers. I couldn't control myself, but I had to. I wasn't sure if this was just a great first date or the begining of something special.

I spent a few days roaming around Gotham. Its a nice town, sure its a bit grimey but thats how it is. It could easily be my new home. I spent that night dreaming of all the things we'd do together.

I get home and I get a call from Richard. He wants me to meet him at this great French restaurant tonight.

And I waited.

And he didn't come.

I walked back to the apartment and it started to rain. Just my luck.

I turned on the TV and there on the news was Richard and that scamp Robin fighting Poison Ivy.
"Heroes!" I screamed. Its not just enough that he runs off to save the world all the time. He's got to be fighting someone who was my Hench-woman only a few weeks ago.

I packed up my things and opened a portal to the bungalow. I thought of leaving a message. I left a photo. They say a picture paints a thousand words, there's only one I want to convey.
You should have seen the mail left at the bungalow. I thought Koma was going to take care of the mail. Oh well I bet he's having a good time with Chroma. Koma and Chroma that rhymes. Normally thoughts like that make me happy, this one didn't. And then one of the letters took my eye.

I thought, It was obviously for Koma.
And then I thought. It didn't specifically say that its for Koma. I realised that my bags were already packed. Why not. It could be fun. So I opened up a portal to Hacknor. I was going to do something different....

I woke up this morning and Dick was gone. He left a note.

It read -

Hey Babe,

Thanks for the great night, grrr.... Sorry, I had to jet. Being a hero is a full time job. Catch you on the flip (side).

Nightwing.

Heroes you just cant trust them to stay. I mean really this guy wants to play bo peep hide and seek and then go off and save the world. That's not what I'm looking for in a man. If he thinks saving the world is more important then me then... Watch yourself Lin. If he came back for another round you'd say, YES PLEASE! and you know it.

"Vandal.." I called, then I remembered Vandal got destroyed saving me from the Crow Queen.
It had all happened so fast. At one point I was fighting the Outsiders, then I was chasing the Crow Queen, then I was fighting with the Outsiders against the Crow Queen.

Now where we?
Oh thats right. Koma and Nightwing had just worked out that the Crow Queen's power came from something inside her hideout. I had detected the unknown radiation ages ago but I hadn't put the clues together like Koma did.
Note to self - "Remember to learn how to read the clues."
We were broken up into two teams. Koma and I were the sneaky team. And the Outsiders were the distraction.
This of course pissed off Grace and Thunder, the Lesbians.
Now you may think that I have something against Lesbians, but I don't. Seriously I could turn but its just the whole self-righteous "The only man I need is a Wo-man." attitude. It just irritates me. They're always looking for validation of their so-called unnatural union, its the same with gay guys too. Look we get it. You like who you like and nothing is going to change. So shut up already.

Koma and I do a sneaky teleport into the heart of the Crow Queens hideout.
-voip!-
"Hey Lin, Koma. You two back together? Nice to see you guys." Welcomes Henchy.
"Why are you dressed like Hugh Hefner?" I ask back.
"Well Crystal's got the need to breed. So for easy use I've taken to just wearing this robe." Answered Henchy.
Ewwwwww! Obviously Henchy was under some sort of mind control at least. He couldn't be enjoying this?
"We've come to spring you from this evil woman." I tell Henchy.
"Evil ain't the word for it Lin." said Henchy. "This chicks kinky you should see the toys she's got."
Again Ewwwwww! Actually that Ewwww! wasn't as big as I made it out to be, cause I was a bit curious as to what toys a solitary woman like the Crow Queen would have. He did say toys so there must be a few. I wonder if they require batteries?
"Leave him Lin." said Koma interrupting my train of thought. "We need to stop the Crow Queen's power source."

So Koma and I left Henchy behind and went to find the source of the unique radiation. It was easy to find where it was, but getting to it wasn't. It was behind the wall and this wall wasn't any normal kind of wall. The Crow Queen's place is built into a mountain.
"How thick do your sensors say this wall is?" asks Koma.
"Do you want that in Imperial or Metric?" I ask smiling. Koma doesn't smile back."200 meters. Are you thinking of teleporting in there?" I ask back.
"No you are Lin." says Koma. I'm about to protest about this when I feel Koma over-riding my protocols and activating the teleport.
-voip!-
"Bastard." I scream. "Why did I ever cry over you?" I listen to the echo. Then I see the strangely glowing rock. It glowed in a pretty violet light. I went to get closer to the rock and I tripped up on something. It's a case. I know what this case is. Koma why do you have to be such a smart-ass know it all? There's a blue button on the case which I press. The case transforms into a dimensional gateway. It glows and Koma walks through it.

"Well done Lin." Thanks Koma. He puts a transmitter on the rock. "Time to go and be smug Lin." He tells me.
"Are we just going to leave it here?" I ask.
"Well yes but the gateway will take it away from here after we're gone." he tells me.
"Where?" I ask.
"Space. Should put it into an orbit around Mars." smiled Koma.

The gateway put us outside the Crow Queens place, where the Outsiders were taking a beating. Koma nodded to Nightwing who in turn said something into his hand. An aircraft appeared out of the sky and fired a missile at the Crow Queen. The missile shot a net around the Crow Queen, an electrified net.
"Arrrrgh!" she screamed. The power glowed in her hands violet was the colour. She ripped the net in two and by that time Koma and I were standing in front of her.
"I have deal for you? Let us and Henchy go and we'll leave you alone." Koma knew what she was going to say in reply.
"Your kidding? You arrogant little man. I'm going to kill you all." The power raged around her violently violet. I felt the activation of the gateway. So did the mountain which shuddered under the atmosphere being sucked into space, along with a violet rock.

With a scream the Crow Queen gestured towards us with both hands hurling the power at us. Which wasn't there. She looked at her hands.
"What have you done?" she screamed.

The Crow Queen cried a lot, and then Henchy came out wondering what was going on.
"Hey do you guys know why I'm wearing nothing but this robe?" he asked.

The rest was a blur. Except of course Nightwing giving me a little peck on the cheek and putting a piece of paper in my hand. That was of course to where I am now. It was a good night. He took me to dinner and dancing too. Of course there what came after and I don't kiss and tell. But as I said at the start of this post, I'd do it all again.

I was standing over the remains of Vandal.
!voip!
"I saw what happened Lin." says Koma he puts his hand on my shoulder. "I'd programmed him to protect you."
I wasn't going to cry with Koma around. I controlled myself, held back my tears stood up and faced him.
"Is Chroma ok?" I ask him.
"Yeah she's fine. You know her and I are..." and suddenly he's Austin stumbling over his words.
"I know." I tell him. "It was bound to happen to one of us." I smiled as if it was nothing. It wasn't of course.
Koma accepted that. He stopped being Ausitn and got down to business
"What do know about the Crow Queen?" he ordered.
I told him all I knew about the Crow Queen, which honestly wasn't much at all.
Koma thought for a few seconds and then he opened a portal. You could see the Outsiders still picking up the pieces from the fight before.
"Nightwing!" Called Koma through the portal. "I beleive we have some unfinished business."

"Last time I checked you were somekind of super villain." snapped Captain Boomerang.
"Last time I checked you were too." replied Koma.

"What do you want to do?" asked Nightwing.
"I have a friend to save and we both have a threat to subdue." answers Koma.
"First things first Koma. I'll need Grace back." bargins the studly Nightwing.
!voip!
"Hey! What the f..." complains Grace as she realises where she is know.
"So now I've proved myself are you coming to play hero. Or are Lin and I playing without you?" says Koma as if he really doesn't care.

They come thorugh the portal. I look through for Giganta but I can't see her.
"Where's 'ganta?" I ask.
No one answers. I'd hoped she'd have stayed, I thought we were friends.

I show them where the Crow Queen's place is. Its inside a mountain deep in the Mojave desert.
"Lin can you detect an unkown energy coming from the mountain?" asked Koma.
"Of course I can. I detected it last time I was there. Its not dangerous to anyone so I didn't think it was important." I explained.
Koma covered his face slightly embasrased by the mistake I'd made. I knew I'd made a mistake he didn't have to rub it in.

"What do you make of it Koma?" enquired Nightwing.
"I think the Crow Queen isn't a deity at all. And I think we just found her power source." smiled Koma.

"So all we have to do is pull the plug." says Nightwing and he smiled too.

So as you read before the Crow Queen is aiming the Seismic generator at the Nuclear Power Plant. Which is a bad thing. Then I hear a familiar sound behind me.
-voip!-
Koma Henchy and that Chroma slut rush past me.
"I'm gonna kick Boomerangs ass." grins Henchy.
"No he's not the problem she is." corrects Koma pointing at the Crow Queen still threatening to fire on the power plant.
"So we take her out first then we flay Boomerang, right." asks Henchy who is rather eager to bring the pain. That break up with The Magdelena must have been a hard one.
"Do what you want after we stop the Crow Queen." replies Koma.
"I'll stop her." volunteers Chroma and she runs at the Crow Queen.
"Christine. No!" warns Koma but its too late. The Crow Queen sees the attack and just points and fires at Chroma.
Chroma screams as the vibrations begin to tear her apart.
'Stupid bitch. That'll teach you.' I think. But then I look at Koma. His jaw is clenched as he watches Chroma getting shaken to pieces. And then I see a bright flash in his eye's.
The seismic generator stops.
With the Crow Queen seemingly powerless Koma and Henchy run at her. She drops the seismic generator and flees.
"What are you doing?" shouts Vandal in my ear. "Follow them she's getting away."
I don't ask why I just follow them. Koma stops briefly to see if Chroma's all right and he teleports her away. Henchy continues on and I catch up to him.
"Who is this chick?" asks Henchy.
"She's the Crow Queen she's a minor deity of sorts." I answer. I'm trying to see the Crow Queen but she's disappeared.
"A god doesn't need one of Koma's weapons Lin." mentions Henchy. "Where'd she get to?"
Then we both stop suddenly. Neither of us could move. And then I realise why the Crow Queen needed the Seismic Generator why she ran away and why all of the sudden Henchy and I can't move.
"Her powers only work in the desert." I tell Henchy.
"Thanks for telling me that NOW Lin." replies Henchy sarcastically.
And as if on cue the Crow Queen appeared suddenly before us. Her eye's a glow and the wind circling around her. It was a cool effect.
"For defying me you will both die." begins the Crow Queen. But she's interrupted
"Aww crap!" complains Henchy. "Lady don't string this out. Just kill us and stop with the whole I'm so powerful schtick. You may look hot and all but I've been employed by better villains than you."
"You will not die today, I have need for you Guy Abrams." says the Crow Queen. "Your seed will give me a strong daughter."
So thats how she gets men. She traps them and forces them to sleep with her, then she kills them once she's pregnant. Kind of like a praying mantis.
"Well thats a new on me." Henchy sounded more than a little surprised.
Then the Crow Queen turned to me. Power crackling in her hand, the wind rose up ferociously around her.
"You treacherous machine." spat the Crow Queen. "Your pathetic existence ends now." The power flew from her hands and the wind blew. A tremendous thunder clap. I shut my eyes. And then all was still. I opened them again. The Crow Queen was gone, so was Henchy.
"Warr-kkkk-k!" It was Vandal. I wondered where he'd gotten too. Most of him was in pieces on the ground.
"Vandal why did you do that?" I started to cry. The little scamp he saved me.
"Warrr-kkk-kkkkk...." was all he could say. And then the light in his little eye's faded.

Well all hell broke loose. Well not that Satan and his demons turned up and took us all to the neither world. But it was sure hot. The Outsiders attacked swiftly. Lead by Nightwing (he's a hottie!) they quickly isolated Giaganta, the Crow Queen and myself from each other. Grace and Thunder (the Lesbians) were attacking Giganta. Katana and Captain Boomerang we're against the Crow Queen. Which left the studly Batman in waiting fighting me. I couldn't fight Nightwing and hold the seismic generator so I put it down.

I'll tell you its really hard to concentrate fighting a guy as hot as Nightwing. Your always a rabbit in the headlights whenever you see him, and then there's that taught tight rear. He's got lady killer written all over him. Bab's, Starfire let me tell you I'm jealous. Then in the middle of dodging a spin kick from Nightwing I realised someone was missing.

Metamorpho. I had seen him at first with the group at the start but he hadn't attacked with the others. I wait till Nightwing gets close again and I lunge at him. He flips over me dodging my attack and I feel him attach something to me. Its a sub-sonic disrupter. A favourite in the Batman arsenal. It works great on robots. But I'm a synthoid. It activates and I make out like it worked.
"Arrgh!" I scream.
Nightwing falls for it. I take a look at how the other battles are going. Giganta and Grace are slugging it out, Thunder is waiting for a chance to take a clear shot but Giganta isn't becoming too big to be an obvious target. Smart girl. However that means that 'ganta isn't as strong as she could be. She's going to loose unless something happens soon.

I hear a rumble and the earth shakes. The siesmic generator is being wielded by the Crow Queen wildly. She aims at Katana and fires. Katana dodges the blast and it continues till it hits the houses. In fact the first blast hit the office buildings of the Power Plant. I know people have been hurt I can hear the ambulances in the distance.

Its at this time I intercept a radio transmission from Nightwing. "Blender take out the Queen."

Metamorpho appears as a gas around the Crow Queen. He becomes solid and envelopes her. I take this chance to go help Giganta. I sneak up on Thunder.

"Excuse me but aren't you a lesbian?" I ask to distract her.
"What's it to yo...." she begins as I sucker punch her.
"'ganta." I shout. "The sparky's out cold. Super-size, girl."

Giganta grows to full size and kicks Grace into the next county.

Then the earth shakes violently and we both loose our footing. I turn to see the Crow Queen with the seismic generator glowing and Metamorpho, Katana and Captain Boomerang lying on the broken ground around her.

"Time to rid my lands of this demon plant." cries the Crow Queen. She points the weapon at the plant. If she fires like that the whole plant will blow up. Only the cockroaches will survive this.

And even then the cockroaches will be sterile.

Love you all.

Lin

Continues on from Koma's blog

So lets check the list.

1. Seismic Generator






Check

2. Hired henchman and woman to help

"Hey I thought we were friends Lin." griped Giganta.

"Sorry 'ganta. Friends to help. That better boo." I reply.

"Yeah." confirmed Giganta.

3. New outfit and hairdo

- Check

So now I have everything I need to go and stop this Nuclear Power Station from becoming operational.

"Warrk! Wheres the stick thrower?" asked Vandal. Which was what he'd been calling Captain Boomerang for the last two weeks. I didn't know where Boomer had gotten too. Oh well if he wanted to miss the culmination of my plans it was his bad luck.


I teleported Giganta, Vandal and myself out to the Power Plant. There to meet us was the Crow Queen.

"You have done well my child." congratulated the mystic lady. "All you have to do now is to unleash the power of that device and the people will be saved."

My sensors detected a portal opening nearby.

"Oh great." I complained out loud. "Koma's coming to stop me."

"You must do it now my child or all is lost." begged the Crow Queen.

"Oh don't worry Queeny." As If Koma could stop me. "Once I explain to Koma that its all for a good cause he'll join in. You'll see."

I turned to where the portal opened and it wasn't Koma.
When I get my hands on that double crossing Boomer he's going to pay.

Continues in Koma's blog