Confesions of a synthetic girl

I woke up this morning and Dick was gone. He left a note.

It read -

Hey Babe,

Thanks for the great night, grrr.... Sorry, I had to jet. Being a hero is a full time job. Catch you on the flip (side).

Nightwing.

Heroes you just cant trust them to stay. I mean really this guy wants to play bo peep hide and seek and then go off and save the world. That's not what I'm looking for in a man. If he thinks saving the world is more important then me then... Watch yourself Lin. If he came back for another round you'd say, YES PLEASE! and you know it.

"Vandal.." I called, then I remembered Vandal got destroyed saving me from the Crow Queen.
It had all happened so fast. At one point I was fighting the Outsiders, then I was chasing the Crow Queen, then I was fighting with the Outsiders against the Crow Queen.

Now where we?
Oh thats right. Koma and Nightwing had just worked out that the Crow Queen's power came from something inside her hideout. I had detected the unknown radiation ages ago but I hadn't put the clues together like Koma did.
Note to self - "Remember to learn how to read the clues."
We were broken up into two teams. Koma and I were the sneaky team. And the Outsiders were the distraction.
This of course pissed off Grace and Thunder, the Lesbians.
Now you may think that I have something against Lesbians, but I don't. Seriously I could turn but its just the whole self-righteous "The only man I need is a Wo-man." attitude. It just irritates me. They're always looking for validation of their so-called unnatural union, its the same with gay guys too. Look we get it. You like who you like and nothing is going to change. So shut up already.

Koma and I do a sneaky teleport into the heart of the Crow Queens hideout.
-voip!-
"Hey Lin, Koma. You two back together? Nice to see you guys." Welcomes Henchy.
"Why are you dressed like Hugh Hefner?" I ask back.
"Well Crystal's got the need to breed. So for easy use I've taken to just wearing this robe." Answered Henchy.
Ewwwwww! Obviously Henchy was under some sort of mind control at least. He couldn't be enjoying this?
"We've come to spring you from this evil woman." I tell Henchy.
"Evil ain't the word for it Lin." said Henchy. "This chicks kinky you should see the toys she's got."
Again Ewwwwww! Actually that Ewwww! wasn't as big as I made it out to be, cause I was a bit curious as to what toys a solitary woman like the Crow Queen would have. He did say toys so there must be a few. I wonder if they require batteries?
"Leave him Lin." said Koma interrupting my train of thought. "We need to stop the Crow Queen's power source."

So Koma and I left Henchy behind and went to find the source of the unique radiation. It was easy to find where it was, but getting to it wasn't. It was behind the wall and this wall wasn't any normal kind of wall. The Crow Queen's place is built into a mountain.
"How thick do your sensors say this wall is?" asks Koma.
"Do you want that in Imperial or Metric?" I ask smiling. Koma doesn't smile back."200 meters. Are you thinking of teleporting in there?" I ask back.
"No you are Lin." says Koma. I'm about to protest about this when I feel Koma over-riding my protocols and activating the teleport.
-voip!-
"Bastard." I scream. "Why did I ever cry over you?" I listen to the echo. Then I see the strangely glowing rock. It glowed in a pretty violet light. I went to get closer to the rock and I tripped up on something. It's a case. I know what this case is. Koma why do you have to be such a smart-ass know it all? There's a blue button on the case which I press. The case transforms into a dimensional gateway. It glows and Koma walks through it.

"Well done Lin." Thanks Koma. He puts a transmitter on the rock. "Time to go and be smug Lin." He tells me.
"Are we just going to leave it here?" I ask.
"Well yes but the gateway will take it away from here after we're gone." he tells me.
"Where?" I ask.
"Space. Should put it into an orbit around Mars." smiled Koma.

The gateway put us outside the Crow Queens place, where the Outsiders were taking a beating. Koma nodded to Nightwing who in turn said something into his hand. An aircraft appeared out of the sky and fired a missile at the Crow Queen. The missile shot a net around the Crow Queen, an electrified net.
"Arrrrgh!" she screamed. The power glowed in her hands violet was the colour. She ripped the net in two and by that time Koma and I were standing in front of her.
"I have deal for you? Let us and Henchy go and we'll leave you alone." Koma knew what she was going to say in reply.
"Your kidding? You arrogant little man. I'm going to kill you all." The power raged around her violently violet. I felt the activation of the gateway. So did the mountain which shuddered under the atmosphere being sucked into space, along with a violet rock.

With a scream the Crow Queen gestured towards us with both hands hurling the power at us. Which wasn't there. She looked at her hands.
"What have you done?" she screamed.

The Crow Queen cried a lot, and then Henchy came out wondering what was going on.
"Hey do you guys know why I'm wearing nothing but this robe?" he asked.

The rest was a blur. Except of course Nightwing giving me a little peck on the cheek and putting a piece of paper in my hand. That was of course to where I am now. It was a good night. He took me to dinner and dancing too. Of course there what came after and I don't kiss and tell. But as I said at the start of this post, I'd do it all again.