Sunday, February 11, 2007
Doin' the neutron dance
I return to the warehouse where we've been planning 'our' attack on the power plant and I'm met with complete disaster.
"You super-sized bitch." screams Poison Ivy.
"Super-size. You want super-size." screams Giganta. "I'll give you a super-sized bitch."
Giganta grows and proceeds to squash the plants Ivy had been growing for the last two months.
"My babies." wails Ivy. Ivy responds to Gigantas stomping by setting the rest of her babies on her. They were made to take control of a person grow a dense armor around the captive and enable Ivy to control them. The babies begin to grow the armor on Giganta, but Giganta resists. She rips them off her skin. It makes her bleed, but they continue to grow.
"ENOUGH!" I scream.
The two turn to me and start to blame the other for the setback.
"SHUT UP the both of you SHUT UP." I shout at them. "I've taken all I can of this malarky."
"Malarky, gee talk about Sandra Dee." snipes Ivy.
"If you don't want to be a part of this Ivy you can leave. You know where the door is." I snap back.
"Fine." shouts Ivy. "I'm out of this sleepover club. I'm going back to some real crime. Crow Queen my cute green ass." And she storms out of the warehouse.
A little while later after a good cry Giganta brings me a cup of tea, and a some chocolate biscuits.
"Thanks 'ganta." I sniff.
"That Ivy is a stuck up bitch we didn't need her." says Giganta.
"I agree but you could have walked away, 'ganta." I reply.
"I know..." she says and bites her bottom lip. "but she just gets me so angry and its been months since we started this and I haven't had any fun."
"Your right 'ganta we need to have some fun." I look around. "But where's 'boomer and Vandal?"
We find then here.
"So you come here to gawk at women you can't touch when there are women backat the warehouse you could touch." sums up Vandal.
"Thats 'bout it." answers Captain Boomerang. "Its a tease. But a good one."
"Its silly. If the whole purpose of sex is reproduction and these women are not reproducing then what is the purpose for what their function?" questions Vandal.
"I'd suggest you give up trying to understand human nature Vandal. Especially base selfish nature like you boomer." I say
"Ladies, are we finally doing something tonight. Cause if not I'd suggest the two of you leave. That is unless you wish to join the floor show."
-Fizzzum!-
boomer slumps into his chair.
"Do we have to carry him?" gripes 'ganta.
"Sorry but he's not going to be waking up for a while and we need to leave." I explain.
"What was that thing?" asks 'ganta.
"Its a Neural Destabiliser. It puts people into a coma's." I answer.
"Did your ex give it to you? Like Vandal." she asks again.
"Yeah. He did." I answer flatly.
We walk out of the strip joint and into the night.
"Arrrk! Lin do you have a plan?" asks Vandal.
"No." I snap back. "So shut up I've got to think."
Gee leading is so hard. I'm always amazed how Koma did it.
"You super-sized bitch." screams Poison Ivy.
"Super-size. You want super-size." screams Giganta. "I'll give you a super-sized bitch."
Giganta grows and proceeds to squash the plants Ivy had been growing for the last two months."My babies." wails Ivy. Ivy responds to Gigantas stomping by setting the rest of her babies on her. They were made to take control of a person grow a dense armor around the captive and enable Ivy to control them. The babies begin to grow the armor on Giganta, but Giganta resists. She rips them off her skin. It makes her bleed, but they continue to grow.
"ENOUGH!" I scream.
The two turn to me and start to blame the other for the setback.
"SHUT UP the both of you SHUT UP." I shout at them. "I've taken all I can of this malarky."
"Malarky, gee talk about Sandra Dee." snipes Ivy.
"If you don't want to be a part of this Ivy you can leave. You know where the door is." I snap back.
"Fine." shouts Ivy. "I'm out of this sleepover club. I'm going back to some real crime. Crow Queen my cute green ass." And she storms out of the warehouse.
A little while later after a good cry Giganta brings me a cup of tea, and a some chocolate biscuits.
"Thanks 'ganta." I sniff.
"That Ivy is a stuck up bitch we didn't need her." says Giganta.
"I agree but you could have walked away, 'ganta." I reply.
"I know..." she says and bites her bottom lip. "but she just gets me so angry and its been months since we started this and I haven't had any fun."
"Your right 'ganta we need to have some fun." I look around. "But where's 'boomer and Vandal?"
We find then here.
"So you come here to gawk at women you can't touch when there are women backat the warehouse you could touch." sums up Vandal."Thats 'bout it." answers Captain Boomerang. "Its a tease. But a good one."
"Its silly. If the whole purpose of sex is reproduction and these women are not reproducing then what is the purpose for what their function?" questions Vandal.
"I'd suggest you give up trying to understand human nature Vandal. Especially base selfish nature like you boomer." I say
"Ladies, are we finally doing something tonight. Cause if not I'd suggest the two of you leave. That is unless you wish to join the floor show."
-Fizzzum!-
boomer slumps into his chair.
"Do we have to carry him?" gripes 'ganta.
"Sorry but he's not going to be waking up for a while and we need to leave." I explain.
"What was that thing?" asks 'ganta.
"Its a Neural Destabiliser. It puts people into a coma's." I answer.
"Did your ex give it to you? Like Vandal." she asks again.
"Yeah. He did." I answer flatly.
We walk out of the strip joint and into the night.
"Arrrk! Lin do you have a plan?" asks Vandal.
"No." I snap back. "So shut up I've got to think."
Gee leading is so hard. I'm always amazed how Koma did it.
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Lin its not that hard. You've just got to look at your resources, work out your goal and then try and second guess every possibility.
See its easy.
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See its easy.
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